Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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