we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
You have to summon your inner elephant
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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