Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
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