just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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