I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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