i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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