WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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