Non-Jews are for practice
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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