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(303): View more from Colorado

if i can run in heels then i can drive

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(434): View more from Virginia

you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.

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(586): View more from Michigan

Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?

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(740): View more from Ohio

I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it

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(850): View more from Florida

Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.

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(505): View more from New Mexico

Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.

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