Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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