carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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