Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
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