so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I love you. Go after that dick
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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