SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
She told me I should be a condom model.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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