My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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