this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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