my soul wont recognize me after tonight
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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