There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
Four minutes until I can fart!
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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