I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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