fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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