i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
Small penises have feelings too.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
Don't EVER smell your tampon
She tied me up with her honor cords...
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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