if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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