Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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