i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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