You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
Randomize
