Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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