is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
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