babies were throwing up all over the place
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
porn star boner night. come get it.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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