How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
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