so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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