Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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