We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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