Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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