so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
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