it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
So i just got diagnosed with swine flu. im at walgreens looking like shit and this guy keeps staring at me. Im so gonna cough in his face.
well, dont
I didnt. i just coughed then looked at him menacingly. he got it.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Randomize
