Christians are straight up FREAKS
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
Randomize
