Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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