WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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