i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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