Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
Why is half of me covered in green stuff that won't come off?
You stripper-danced on a light pole in the quad. It had fresh paint on it.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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