your thong is hanging out like whoa
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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