How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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