what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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