I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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