You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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