Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
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