This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
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