I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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