Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
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