you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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